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Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas!

Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.

I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
...It was in the front.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas
cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair
trade."

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo,
but it doesn't".

Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.
 
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